Season 1

1. May I Kindly Beat the Tar Out of Those Evil Nobles (Pigs)?

2. May I Offer You the Taste of My Fist as the Ladylike Thing to Do?

3. I Considered a Negotiated Resolution, but May I Biff and Pow Those Noblemen Instead?

4. May I Go to See My Fists' Beloved One (Punching Bag)?

5. May I Clobber This Asshole Prince?

6. May I Send This Pig Flying into the Sky?

7. May I Carry Out a Plan That Shows a New Side of You?

8. If You Don’t Mind, Can I Give You My Fist As a Handkerchief?

9. May I Explain That This Is Not Something That Just Anyone Can Do?

10. May I Cook This Thick Cut of Pork Through With Body Punches?

11. As These Appear Undercooked, May I Turn Them Into Mince Meat?

12. May I Pay Off the Massive Debt My Fists Have Accrued?

13. May I Ask For One Final Thing?