Something's Askew in Zonine Valley!

Kara Sparks

Natasha Pritchard

Jack Zatkowsky

The Instructor

Jason Leeper

Xlorp/Robber John

Richie Iden

Willie Worthlessman

Quincy Kern-Johnson

Donny Fucknut

Ryland Brickson Cole Tews

Willie Worthlessman (voice)

Lydia Pope

Marjorie Worthlessman

Austin Snetsky

Narrator/Townspeople

Minh Ngô

Guard Dick

Xavier Marez

Officer Flan

Thomas Getsey

Cheggers Mageezleskee

Tim McCann

"Kill Me Please" Guy