Season 5

1. Mark's One Man Show

2. When Was That Again?

3. Who Want Million?

4. Right In The Sauce Box

5. Hide The Penny

6. September 10th

7. Our Shirts Are Out

8. We've Never Done This Before

9. The Best, The Worst

10. Illegal Advice Too

11. Faster or Slower?

12. Animal Noises Too

13. Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

14. Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

15. Slice of Life

16. Even More Broken News

17. Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

18. The Perfecter Crime

19. Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

20. The Even More Perfecter Crime

21. Weird (Part 4)

22. Who Is Us?

23. idk, some "Q"s

24. Three Word Sales Pitch

25. Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

26. A Disgusting Episode

27. Don't Get Me Started

28. Peekaboo!

29. We Hate These States

30. Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

31. Somehow, Even More Broken News

32. Sometimes We Just Chat

33. They've Gone Too Far!

34. Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)

35. Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)

36. Frog Sticks!

37. 20 "Simple" Questions

38. Gaming News

39. I Farted During This Episode

40. Fourth of Poo-ly

41. I Miss The Old Distractible

42. I See Two Paths

43. Don't Google Pin Buttock

44. Wade Lied To Us

45. I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

46. Oregon Trail

47. Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

48. Fourth of Poo-gust

49. Record Setting Guessing

50. Size Matters

51. Hot Takes, Cold Truths

52. Draw or Die

53. Hinged or Unhinged

54. Legend of The Monkey's Paw

55. Hide The Penny (Part 2)

56. Drama Alarm

57. Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

58. What The Hell Is That?

59. Anything Goes (Part 2)

60. Let's Get Deep

61. Bob's One Man Show

62. For Folk's Sake

63. Shame, Shame, Shame

64. The Pee Covered Episode

65. Wade Has An Interest

66. A Harrowing Journey

67. Three Sentence Horror Stories

68. In This Game... Only Letters, Friends

69. The Cursed Episode

70. The Oxford 3000

71. Nah, I'd Lose

72. World Record (Today)

73. Viewer Discretion Is Advised

74. Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)

75. Please Laugh

76. King of the Friend Zone

77. Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

78. Anything Goes (Part 3)

79. Get More Faster

80. Will It Into Existence

81. Size Matters (Part 2)

82. Squid Game (Even Too-er)

83. Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

84. 2026 Distractible Game Guide

85. Make Wade Do It

86. Wade's One Man Show

87. Everybody Hates Dor

88. Snow Days

89. Yeah, He'd Live

90. How Do You Pan?

91. Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game

92. Draw Or Die (Part 2)

93. Fortunately, Unfortunately

94. Bad Mood

95. I'm a Doctor!

96. Solar System Tier List

97. News Flash!

98. How to ABCs

99. The Smell You Can Lick

100. Friday the 13th

101. Dicebreakers Too!

102. Buy My Thing!

103. That Sounds Good!

104. Oxford 3000 AND TOO

105. Anything Goes (Part 4)

106. Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

107. That Sounds Bad!

108. Reverse Charades

109. America vs Europe

110. The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)